I Am A Walking Green Flag (I'm Colorblind)

I'm A People Person (Select People)

I'm Bulking (Since Birth)

I Spend Like I'm Rich (I'm Broke)

I Have Standards (They're Low)

I Drink Responsibly (Eventually)

Professional Donator (I Gamble)

Keep Away From Exes

Chat... Am I The Problem?

My Therapist Has The Latest Season

My Therapist Has All The Lore

I Respect Women. Especially From Behind.

I Prefer My Cardio Horizontal

Being Single Is Better Than Asking A Man To Act Like A Man

Currently Accepting Better Options

Everything I Like Is Illegal Expensive Or Brunette

All I Need Is A Vacation And Lower Standards

Everything I Like Is Illegal Expensive Or Blonde

Swipe Right If You Own Property

I Prefer My Problems Attractive

I Don't Have Bad Taste In Men. Bad Men Have Good Taste.

Your Mom Warned About Me

I'm His Favorite Financial Mistake