I Am A Walking Green Flag (I'm Colorblind)

I'm A People Person (Select People)

I'm Bulking (Since Birth)

I Spend Like I'm Rich (I'm Broke)

I Have Standards (They're Low)

I Drink Responsibly (Eventually)

Professional Donator (I Gamble)

Keep Away From Exes

Chat... Am I The Problem?

My Therapist Has The Latest Season

My Therapist Has All The Lore

I Respect Women. Especially From Behind.

I Prefer My Cardio Horizontal

Currently Accepting Better Options

Everything I Like Is Illegal Expensive Or Brunette

All I Need Is A Vacation And Lower Standards

Everything I Like Is Illegal Expensive Or Blonde

Swipe Right If You Own Property

I Prefer My Problems Attractive

I'm Someone's Character Development

Looking For A Workout Partner (Cardio Preferred)

I'm Great At Breaking The Ice. And Backs.

Looking For Someone To Ruin My Sleep Schedule