Red Flags Are My Love Language

Dad's Favorite Headache

Mom's Least Favorite

Money Talks Mine Says Goodbye

My Love Language Is Direct Deposit

I Don't Care If She Has Red Flags. I'm A Bull.

My Battery Is Low. My Standards Are Lower.

Good Personality. Questionable Search History.

Good With My Hands. Bad With My Feelings.

My Standards Drop After Midnight

I'm Too Arab For This Shit

I'm Too Asian For This Shit

I'm Too Latino For This Shit

I'm Too White For This Shit

I'm Too Black For This Shit

I Don't Make Mistakes I Date Them

I need a GF. Girl with Father issues.

I'm looking for the one. Or two. I'm flexible.

I’m Not 50. I’m 18 with 32 Years of Experience.

I’m Not 40. I’m 18 with 22 Years of Experience.

I’m Not 30. I’m 18 with 12 Years of Experience.